Television. It's been a part of our lives for more than half a century. It entertains us, it teaches us, it informs us... on its good days. My name is Michael Sarko and I'll be subjecting myself to a variety of televised programming with the intent of processing it for you, right here in this blog. Sometimes it's going to be wonderful, sometimes it's going to be painful and sometimes it's going to be too bizarre to fit in either catagory. Regardless, I'm here, three times a week in perpetuity. Your TiVo is going to wish it was never born.