America's Next Top Model really brought the bitchiness this week. Thank god. Because these girls were getting way too friendly with each other, and that makes for terrible reality TV.

Ms. Jay, wearing an insane hairpiece that looks like a horse's tail on the side of his face, tells the girls that they will be critiquing each other. That's their challenge!

It's innocent enough until Ms. Jay starts asking the contestants which one of the models doesn't deserve to still be in the competition. Laura, Alison and Lisa cramp their natural inclinations to yell that each of them is the only earthly creature that could possible win the competition, and benignly say that any of the girls deserve to win the competition.

Dominique brings out the catty claws when she says that Angelea doesn't have enough confidence to win. The look on Ms. Jay's face says, "Ooh, girl!" as Laura seconds Dominique, and Angelea runs away and cries out on the back porch. She can't take any criticism, and while this was probably a bitchy thing to say, Angelea isn't going to win this thing anyway.

Ms. Jay convinces Angelea to return, and she does. The girls then vote Laura as the model with the most potential, probably because they don't view her as a threat.

Continuing with "Greek" things like salad, this week the contestants are told to model like they are Olympians. Nigel Barker, who I always think should be doing something better than this show, is their photographer.

Dominique poses with a javelin. Alison uses a handbag as a discus. Laura has a bow and arrow. Lisa jumps over some pillars. Angelea really blows as a shot putter, but we know Tyra won't send her home this week because the other girls were mean to her and Tyra's all about her 'hood sistas.

The panel loves Laura, and she wins best picture after being in the bottom the week before. Then, they call Lisa, who manages to look ethereal even though she's jumping over something in her picture for the 30,000th time this season. They like Alison because she has eyes. Big ones.

The bottom two are Dominique and Angelea. Angelea had a shitty shot, and looks strange in person. They randomly sock Dominique with the claim that she has no presence, even though she won the challenge the week before, convincingly looking sexy in a giant plate of salad. Whatever.

Guess who goes?

It's Dominique because the show knows that Angelea will bring more drama next week.